You can either give the students the questions without the answers and see what they could come up with or get them to match the questions with the answers. They can probably tell you and the class similar jokes.

napoleon


QUESTIONS
1. What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?
2. How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?
3. What’s yours but other people use it more than you?
4. What’s the first thing you put in a room?
5. What two things can’t you have for breakfast?
6. What has got four legs and a back but no body?
7. What did the big hand clock say to the small hand clock?
8. When is it bad luck if a black cat is behind you?
9. Why do birds fly south in the winter?
10. What did Napoleon become after his 39th year?


ANSWERS
a. Because it’s too far to walk.
b. Your name.
c. When you’re a mouse.
d. Forty.
e. Time to get a new one.
f. Your feet.
g. Have you got a minute?
h. Lunch and dinner.
i. Your nose is against the ceiling.
j. A chair.