(Much virtue in “if” – Shakespeare – As you like it)
If I ruled the world, every day would be the first day of spring.
If a picture paints a thousand words, then why can’t I paint you?
If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
If Cleopatra’s nose had been longer, the whole history of the world would have been different.
If you know your onions, you’ll never be confused.
We’re familiar with our text book categorisations of conditionals into the zero, first, second and third, as exemplified above. We allow the mixed (past condition with present result) – If I’d passed, I would be happy.
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